|Absolutely NO CARBS in the Gay Kingdom :)|
Seriously, if our people (the gays) find out, we will be disbarred from the Gay kingdom for good.
We bought WHITE BREAD today, we haven't eaten white carbs in ages...
|Gil's newest attempt to pass these darn kidney stones, we are desperate, can't you tell?|
|God help us!|
Gil read on the Internet today that WHITE BREAD and CRACKERS with Mayonnaise will help you pass the darn stones, so off to Stop & Shop, our local grocery store to purchase items never found inside our pantry.
|Crackers with Mayo should help you pass kidney stones|
Yesterday's Coca-Cola/Asparagus diet did move the stones a bit, he could actually tell they moved from the left side of his abdomen to the middle, so we hope they are on the way out.
So, today, I had to throw out the rest of the 6 cans from the Coke 12 pack case out into the drains, our drains will be running great now, we don't usually drink soda, much less regular, with that much Corn Syrup.
Today, the saga continues, white bread with Mayo, crackers with mayo, and mint tea, that is the diet of the day.
|This is the only item I could find in my pantry from today's attempt to pass Gil's kidney stones|
He is feeling much better, the narcotics for pain are a real blessing, I need to remember to say a prayer to Oxycontin before I go to bed tonight.
It's amazing how Okie seems to understand what is going on, he always, ALWAYS is super excited to come ride in the car with me, even if I am going for a short trip to the grocery store, he will want to come with me.
|Okie is always ALWAYS ready to go everywhere with me! Not today!|
NOT YESTERDAY, NOT TODAY, I couldn't believe my eyes, but he stood next to Gil the whole time, as if he was saying:
-YOU GO, I will watch him and make sure he is OK.
|Okie refused to leave Gil behind today! He was clearly torn between the car ride and his duty as a loyal companion!|
These are the times I start to think and wonder for how long in history of human kind these little creatures (dogs and cats) have been around us, bonding, developing a strong relationship and taking care of us at times like when we are weak and or sick.
I love our dog OKIE and I always want to have a dog near me.
Now, let's hope we can pass these darn stones and finish this white bread quickly before our secret is out to the community and we get disbarred, whatever that means, have our speedos, gym membership and anything with the rainbow flag confiscated! (Not that you would find any of those things at our household, we are not your typical gays remember!) ; )
|God forbid our secret is revealed to our people|
|I had this weary feeling today that everyone was looking at me and they knew I was doing something wrong!|